BEAUTY OF SADNESS AND MADNESS

Let me share the funniest consecutive harrassment in my lame life...

Yesterday, I was alone walking at the baywalk, as the sun set, my mind was preoccupied by lots of things. Sadness striked as if it was the last day of my life. There i felt the agony of being alone.
I wasnt supposed to be alone that time but due to some fucking something, my date wasnt able to show. S o I decided to move alone. My fone used to be my buddy as time goes by for it helps me release my emotions thru texting. It's past 7 so I decided to go to the mall to have some snacks. There I saw my friend Iyan so I asked him to go with me. We had a movie(Monster House). After watching, I decided to drop off to mommy Zico's pad wherein Bagets gathered for some chitchats. I asked boo to have some bottles of beer in which he accompanied my lonesome. Other guys went down and laughter began to shower. We had reading classes and other stuff. Because it's really getting late, boo, tata, and bin, rode with me. I'm tipsy that time because of the alcohol we had. boo and bin drop off at SM centerpoint while tata and I had another ride at Taft. I was really sleepy that time so I wasnt able to notice that I was far away from the supposed place of dropping. I walked and stopped at Rotonda, wherein, the first HARRASSMENT occured.

guy: you want girls?fresh, beautiful, yet cheap.
me: ahhh...ehhh where are they? like how much?
guy: you'll only pay 400 including the room. wait ill call them.
me: ahh ok let me see...

(girls arrived, they were like in a row, which made me laugh unconsciously)

me: no more girls?is this all you have? Im looking for some teeners... I want a nice one.
guy: wait sir, I have here my "costumer's favorite"
me: shes pretty, nice, sexy, beautiful, is she good in bed?
guy: ofcourse sir, ull have your most wonderful sex with her.
(thinking if ill go with my devil side or just go home with my conscience)
me: sorry sir but I dont have enough money, maybe ill just come back some onther time.
guy: okay sir,just look for me.
(Im walking when I saw two girls following me and they approcahed me)
girl: pogi, kami for free, cute ka naman eh...
me: ahhh...ehh. thanks pero I need to go home na.
girl: ahh ganun ba?pahipo nalang...
(she touched my cock..and ohh... it hardens fastly)
me: ahh ehh... nagalit ata, o cge, i got to go na...

I was on the van when I shared this story to tata wherein I cant control myself in laughing inside the van.I was still tipsy and I didnt noticed that Im far away from our village. I dropped off in a place that I really dont know where(hahaha funny, Ive never been there). I stand and waited for a jeep to pass, I noticed to gay guys near me, talking and talking, then across the street, I also noticed a group of cute guys. A cute guy approached the gay and have some talk. I lend my ears and listened to what they're talking about. It was kind a funny kinky thing which made me smiled. There were no cars and the only sound you can hear is their voices. One cute guy approached me and told me that his friend wants to talk to me, I dont know what to answer so I just smiled. then the gay was about to come near me when a jeep passed and just before he tried giving a word, I stepped into the car and said, you're too slow, im going home... The gay guy shouted, "sayang...balik ka bukas".

...It's really funny isnt it?hahaha