HOW THIS MEME WORKS: List down the five people you would never want to see in heaven. Then tag five people who wouldnt think twice about karmic retribution to see whos on their list, including me.
Good thing youre not God because if you had your way, these people wouldnt have a place in your idea of immortal paradise. Instead, theyd be far far FAR away.
1. Your ex. The biatch who not only broke your heart but slashed it into a hundred pieces so her pedigreed poodle could have bite-sized portions.
2. Your exs BFF. It was really her fault why you guys broke up, anyway. Who else would have told your girl about that totally innocent dinner with your hot college blockmate who was featured in Rogue? Or who else would have introduced your girl to that stock- buying, Jaguar-driving Alabanger whos now her fiance? That girl never did like you anyway.
3. Your boss from hell. So he made you redo the blueprint you just gave your
grandmothers 75th birthday for. You can take that. Then he totally threw you under the bus when client said he liked the original concept better. Fine. But when he promotes you and then says that Finance made a mistake and youve been making too much last year so youre getting a pay cut this year but then never hires anyone for your old position so youre stuck doing that job plus your new responsibilities, then youre perfectly justified to rinse his coffee mug in toilet water and never show up the next day.
4. The classmate who stole your favorite eraser in kindergarten. Because of him, your Voltron set was missing a Green Lion, which prompted your sister to turn the remaining Lions into pets for Rainbow Brite, which resulted in a shock that would take years of therapy to undo, and which now has hardened into a deep-seated hatred for anything with color. And animals.
5. The woman who sings all the time in the office elevator. You dont care if she volunteers to feed one-armed homeless children every Saturday. Heaven should be devoid of her ability to caterwaul through a Katy Perry song.
6. Your neighbors cat. Okay, thats six, and thats not even a person, but who cares?
A blog from sanmiglight page.
Saturday night, and oh, its boy's night out :) Will be out later to have fun with my friends.
Saturday, January 09, 2010
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